Other then quite a few apple cores and banana peels, I don't have a lot of experience with dumping things out of airplanes.
A local group of back country skiers and snowboarders have asked me to deliver a 60 lb. canvas teepee to a site on the backside of the range my place is on. Right on the other side of the mountain pictured in my avatar as a matter of fact. I got plied with a free lunch at the best local Mexican resturant, and agreed to give it a shot. The easiest way would be to remove the doors (less then a minute for both) and throw it on my smooth plwood cargo deck, that takes the place of my rear seat when needed. I could tie off the load in such a way that I could untie it while flying, and then simply lower one wing and cross control, flying straight sideways in effect, and let it slide out on the smooth plywood deck. I have no clear concept of where the horizontal stabilizer would be when this would be happening, hopefully still attached to the airplane, yeah, but without getting into Newton's Law, is it going to drop fast enough to avoid hitting the rear hor. stab, that is the question???! Egress speed would be about 50 MPH. It would be hog tied every which way, so that it couldn't inflate or catch air.
The other way would be to ratchet strap it to the belly, (I'd have to pull my swiss muffler for this, no biggie) and then get some cheap Harbor Freight light duty (I already said Harbor Freight I guess) ratchet straps, two of them, going clear around the fuselage and sucking the load up against the belly. The problem there is I'd have to devise a way to cut both straps at the same time to get it drop clear all at once. I don't believe using just one strap, that the load would be secured properly. Even if it fell of too soon or unexpectantly, this method would be safe for me and the plane. But, it would be awfull draggy in flight.
I'm open to suggestions, telling the back country dweebs to hike it back there themselves I've already thought of BTW. Hey, this group could very well come in handy for me if I have a problem requiring some help, and I will be back there on my wheel skis this winter. These would be the first guys I would call, so I really want to make it happen. Ideas?

