I can't seem to get off the mailing list of "AIRPORT BUSINESS", my 400' dirt strip somehow qualifies me to receive the latest info on projects like the 2.4 billion $ expansion at the Las Vegas airport. The article is filled with fascinating comments like: "WE BUILT TWO CHECKPOINTS; THERE IS ONE DOWNSTAIRS. WHEN WE FIRST OPEN THE BUILDING WE'LL PROBABLY JUST USE ONE. WE'RE GOING TO OCCUPY ALL 14 GATES HERE, AND THEN HAVE 8 GATES WORTH OF TRAFFIC COMING OVER FROM THE D GATES. BUT WE REALLY SIZED IT SO WE CAN BRING OVER 24 GATES FROM D."



More typical of items of interest at my rural strip would be a quote from Ted the dog: "Hmmmm, I think I pissed on everything in sight twice, but I better hit it all again on the way up just to make sure." If this publication in the future has articles more in line with my "airport" situation, I would be delighted to continue receiving it. In the meantime I will send them a link to this posting and then we'll see if I get dropped from their mailing list.

You mean you can't use 24 new gates?

Looks like you'll be needing some TSA personnel Will the dog qualify or is he too smart for the job

See if you qualify for a million or so for runway improvements and hire a couple of TSA hotties to make sure your security isn't breeched.

It worked, they dropped me, they seemed to agree we didn't have much in common