My very first summer in Kotz I was flying a load of bypass mail up to Point Hope. Typical summer wx, and the ceilings and vis were crappy in fog and low clouds, so I just planned on hugging the coast all the way up. A couple hundred AGL was gonna be fine.
That worked well until I got northwest of Kivalina at Chariot, and instead of climbing up into the muck to go up and over Cape Thompson in IMC for a few minutes before dropping down onto the lagoons shy of Point Hope, I angled out over the water, keeping my right wingtip a few feet off the cliff face. That was a great plan for a few seconds, but then holy shit, what a huge tactical error.
Flying along 50 feet away from sheer rock cliffs at 125 kts, with maybe five second's worth of forward visibility is not a real smart place to be during bird nesting/hatching season. It was like the black and white WWII movies of bombers evading flack.
Black dots by the dozens, getting huge as they streaked towards the windshield, and my head, and then whizzing by above, below, and to the side of me. Some even passing between the doors and the wing struts. I was twisting and turning as fast as I could, trying to react to the birds coming at me, and trying to make that poor old Sled aerobatic in roll rate.
Up we went, and I don't think my knees stopped shaking until I was about 1,500 AGL in the clouds. The rest of the trip was uneventful, and once at Point Hope I unpuckered my ass from the seat. got out and checked my airplane. I figured I had to have hit something, but nary a dent. Not even a feather or two, or even any bird shit. The Kotz rookie gods were smiling on me that day.
Never again, and even in the dead of winter I stayed far away from those rocks.
Gump