I will try to start a thread to see if I can stop thread drift in "dead stick landing practice", I have had only one dead stick.
I threw a rod a couple of years ago at 2,000 feet or so climbing out of an Alaskan native village in a 206 with 5 pax and a lap. It was the kind of day you would want for this 'excercise'. Bang went the engine and it got quiet, well, except for my screams which was apparently (I found out later) unsettling for the passengers.
I have flown that particular route thousands of times and knew exactly where I was going to put down. In this case a beach right below me. But then I looked around and knew that I could make it back to the airport, no problem...lots of altitude, no wind.. perfect. Well, it wasn't really necessary to explain that we were going back to the village instead of going on to Homer because the windscreen was filled with oil, and there was no noise (except for my piercing screeches of course). I ran through my emergency flow, pretty much the only thing useful was "glide speed attitude".
It actually takes a while to glide down from 2000 feet, which left me with time to think about the situation. I knew that I had the runway made, and I knew that everyone in the village has a scanner, so I am having this internal debate, much like you see on Cspan of the British Parliament, in fact my internal voice took on a Winstonian accent: "Sir, I propose that we call mayday" - "Hear him! Here, Here! (I am not sure where the rest of Parliament came from) and then: "Sir, I must, for the record, state the honorable gentleman from Homer is a milksop, and vehemently challenge the assertion that this rather mundane occurrence necessitates a needless cry for help which cannot change the outcome of this rather minor inconvenience, and shall only serve to unnecessarily cause an uproar in the village" (Here, Here, table slapping, etc). I won the debate..did you doubt that I would? No mayday call.
So I continued on, going through my emergency flow, and checklist (yes, I did bring it out). I actually had to slip just a bit to land, which was okay because by this time the windscreen had no viewable space due to the oil, and the slip allowed me to see. I touched down, taxiied out and pulled off the side of the runway.
Now realize, that up until now, the passengers hadn't said a single thing, nothing (or maybe they did but my incessant squealing drowned them out). As we stopped, the girl with the lap child, asks me if I needed her phone to call someone...I actually think she was just showing off to the others 'cause the village just got cel service.
This whole thing was my fault, not that I am superstitious or nothing, but two weeks earlier I was flying along thinking to myself "Wow, I have almost 7,000 hours and had never had an engine out, that is kinda cool" and never knocked wood....like I am doing right now, repeatedly, not that I am superstitious.
I tried to imbed a photo but it didn't work, you can see the engine case in my photos here on BCP

