Holy Cow!!
This thread was prophetic!!
We were driving back through town on Wednesday when I saw a column of smoke. Everything is dry as tinder here and the humidity is around 10-15%, so smoke is NOT something anyone wants to see. As a retiree, I consider it my duty to spot these situations and go gawking. Someone had been grinding on a metal piece and the sparks had ignited the brush nearby. We got grandstand seats across the highway and watched the action develop.
Full grown Pinion pines were burning to twigs in 20 seconds. As soon as I got home, I earmarked several near my house that are coming down. (Click on the photos to see the larger version)

The cavalry came riding in looking a lot like Bob Hoover:

Then they brought in the heavy equipment, right over the exotic jerky sign

We had front row seats





It took several passes to squash that fire and, OK, I did get a few drops on me as they went overhead, but nothing worse than the "wet seats" at "O" in Vegas. Besides, like I said, the humidity was really low. The only scary part happened on our way up the hill to the house. I looked back down and saw this:

That building in the lower right is the ONLY liquor store in town. Made me break into a cold sweat thinking of the the tops popping off those bottles of Moose Drool. If that place had gone up, I think an evacuation would have been in order!
Whew!
YB