shortfielder wrote:'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
You are another of my heros shortfielder wrote:HeyButch
Yes it was. I got it in an email, with a picture of the two of them sittin at the bar. Wasn't able to bring the picture over. Norm is one of my heros, funny guy.
Isn't it about time for you to show up so we can get rid of some of those weak/slow brain cells.
Gary

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