YELLOWMAULE wrote:Come on Strata, anybody who quotes Buckaroo Bonzai can't be called a wet nanny, I expected a zinger of a one liner......

O.K., I got it wrong the first time. It's actually called a 'Pilot Confusion Augmentation System'...
zane wrote:Strata is using his Steven Wright voice these days.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Half the people you know are below average.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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