Non-Pilot Diary:

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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Pilot Diary:

Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.

It took me a moment to catch up with the story but it was great! Best laugh I had in a while!

Only a pilot.......

It could of been much worse. Just think, it could of been the other way around. You could have made a bad landing-----------.

skybobb wrote:It could of been much worse. Just think, it could of been the other way around. You could have made a bad landing-----------.

That is what is called a "Conundrum"

What a relief. I kept wondering, "who is this dude that denalipilot is so worried about." I got even more worried as the story went on.

Really glad to read the last line.

svanarts wrote:What a relief. I kept wondering, "who is this dude that denalipilot is so worried about." I got even more worried as the story went on.

Really glad to read the last line.

Well originally it was "Her Diary" and "His Diary", but I was trying to downplay the gender stereotypes. Obviously a futile effort

Extremely funny, and oh so true to life.