So, 6.5 hours after leaving KPIH, I'm in Phoenix, further from Detroit then when I started, once finally boarded (in the middle seat, it can't get worse for a pilot) my seatmate to my right and I immediately strike up a converation and it turns out she misses the how-to on the emergency exit door. This was noticed by the flight attendant, who procedded to quiz my seatmate as to how to operate the exit. She failed the test (huh???)and in no uncertain matter was notified she was to exchange seating with someone who paid attention. Not wanting to lose my friendly seatmate I informed the flight attendant that I had noted the procedure for the emergency egress, and I could simply take the seat (the window seat!) of the non paying attention passenger, and the problem would be solved. Not good enough, the FT made the switch, drafting a person a few rows back and almost yanking the slacker out of her seat, she really had her hair up about being ignored, all well and good as far as the safety aspect of course, but I was puzzled as to why my offer to switch seats, an obvious solution requiring the minimum of disruption, was ignored, I suppose maybe she thought we just looked like trouble and it would be better to separate us. Maybe I should have told her I was a pilot??
Later, while waiting in line to use the john, I had a chance to ask her why, and I passed, she has a crappy job, lots of pressure/crowding/dealing with idiots, and she sure didn't need ANY additional hassles, I let it slide, though it offended my male pride that the person she seated next to me to operate the exit if needed was an older lady who weighed maybe 115 lbs, and I'm pretty sure I could have wrested that exit off quicker, it wasn't worth the hassle.
Good flight other then the obvious routing issue, no delays and everything right on time. BUT the Airbus had an annoying harmonic wha wha wha thrumming sound that I would not put up with in my homebuilt, maybe the engines were out of synce (it made me wish I'd brought my Telex ANR headset) or it was where I was seated but it sucked comfort wise, kind of surprising in this day and age. I like Boeing's products better.
I bought a clean one owner 2008 Toyota Yaris, go ahead and laugh, but it is the highest rated milage car short of the Prius, I'm not trying to save the planet or anything, but I really can't see driving more equipment around then needed to get the job done, and I plan to further lighten this thing up by yanking the rear seat out, spare tire etc., and other dead weight. On my local mixed driving route down the mountain into town etc I'll get over 50 MPG, I have a Scan Gauge, a unit that plugs into the car computer and gives you real time info on all the car systems, including GPH, and it makes driving more fun, for me at least, to work at getting the best milage possible. Drafting semis can give interesting results and livens up a boring drive. I have my 12 MPG AWD flatbed for the heavy hauling, and my 600 dollar AWD Tercel for winter (32 MPG), if Toyota ever makes an airplane engine I'll be first in line!