This must have happened after the Roadrunner cut the lines on his parachute:


IDENTIFICATION

Regis#: 921UA Make/Model: B737 Description: 737
Date: 11/26/2006 Time: 0048

Event Type: Incident Highest Injury: None Mid Air: N Missing: N
Damage: Unknown

LOCATION
City: DENVER State: CO Country: US

DESCRIPTION
N921UA, A UNITED AIRLINES UAL814 BOEING 737 ACFT, RETURNED AND LANDED DUE
TO A COYOTE BEING INGESTED INTO THE NUMBER TWO ENGINE, NO INJURIES
REPORTED, DENVER, CO

At least he wasn't a mechanic.

Amen to that. Those engines can really suck.