mtv wrote:Gump,
Dang, you and Jeremy are bringing back all sorts of memories.... Thank God for Conex's. Otherwise, we'd have been peeing in public.
I was coming back from Old Crow one afternoon in the late spring. C-185 on wheel skis. Ice was crappy on all the lakes. I'm still 130 out of FAI, and I need to pee. Looking around, and there lies CIK--Chalkyitsik. Not exactly a haven for non Natives, actually....but a runway.
I swing over the runway, and as I'm entering the downwind to land, I see three guys on three wheelers headed up to the airport from the village.....DANG IT!!!
I land the thing, and roll up onto the ramp, and as I do, one of these young hostile looking guys rolls his three wheeler right in front of my propeller. Obviously, he thinks I'm not leaving till he's done with me.
I shut down and jump out the door of the plane. The guy who parked his three wheeler in front of the prop gets right in my face, and pronounces "What are jyouu doing in my billage, Cop???"
To which I replied, in my most official voice: "I came here to pee, and if you don't get out of my way, I'll do it on your leg".
His companions dang near split a gut laughing, and started yelling "Hey--get out of his way--he really looks serious".
After I got done with my business behind the Conex, I had a nice long and very friendly chat with those three guys. Henceforth, I was one of the few Fish and Wildlife types who got along pretty well with the Chalkyitsik villagers.
MTV

I was in in Nikolai just last week, enjoying the fall color and visiting for the first time. Same ATV scene, similar reception. The first guy was pretty sure I was an undercover game warden, but he also really wanted a ride upriver on the Kuskokwim to look for moose near his river camp. (moose season opened on the 1st here). I had the fuel, and I figured it was a good way to make inroads, so why not? We had a good flight, but he was still pretty certain I was an undercover game warden looking to "bust" somebody.
However, I ended up meeting a lot of friendly people and getting invited into several homes and driven around on ATV's. Only problem was, everyone wanted to share a pepsi or a cup of coffee, and I didn't want to be rude by declining. By the time I took off four hours later, I knew there was no way I was going to make it home direct without busting a kidney. Telida has 2' deep sand dunes right in the middle of their 1900' runway, but luckily things weren't yet desperate enough for that option to look good. By the time Minchumina came in range, 75 miles out of Nikolai, it was about all I could do to put it down on the runway in time
-DP