Happy Festivus (for the rest of us)

Here are five easy steps to a great Festivus holiday:

1) Get a Festivus pole (just an Aluminum Pole no tinsel as it is distracting)
2) The Festivus Dinner (the standard is Meatloaf)
3)The Airing of the Grievances
(This happens directly after the meal, no waiting around for it like any other holiday. Straight to the point. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.)
4) Feats of Strength ( challenge someone at the table to a wrestling match)
5) Festivus Miracles (not required)


Yaaay time with the whole family, Happy Holidays....

I guess nobody liked Seinfeld...

Geez... Give us some time to respond..
I for one am a BIG Seinfeld fan.

"no soup for you"
yada yada yada.

And my favorite......



Master of my domain.

Here's my dollar............... I am out.

Classic!! I love the Airing of the Grievances.

BTW Zane,
I donated 125.00 in your name to the "Human Fund" for Christmas!

Yours truly,
George

The best part of that episode IMHO is when someone asks Kramer to do something he doesn't want to do, he says with 100% absolute incredulous-ness "I can't do that... it's Festivus!"

BCP Festivus-derivative holiday -
Instead of a plain aluminum pole, we can use a wing strut
Airing of Grievances... well we pretty much got that covered already !
Feats of Strength... hammerhead stall in a canyon
Standard Meal: the $100 hamburger