A good Friend of mine sent this to me this a.m. thought it would go good here.
It seems as though Santa Claus received a letter from the FAA telling him he had not had a check ride or a line check in over a hundred years and they figured he was certainly due for one because the sky's are getting more and more crowded all the time and he was due. So, he cleaned the reindeer harness, polished the buckles, made sure their hoofs were shined, no dents in their horns, and painted the sleigh and polished and waxed the runners. The big day came and the Fed checked the whole works and was very impressed. Everything was just perfect. So Santa Claus jumped in the left seat of the sleigh, and the fed got into the right seat, and out of his bag he pulled a shotgun. Santa Claus in a surprising tone said " what is the shotgun for" to which the Fed replied, Well, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff. -----Merry Christmas !!!---Keep em flying-
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