the same moose camp for many years. Two days before the
group is to leave, Greg's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
isn't going.
Greg's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they
do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to
find Greg sitting there with a tent set up,firewood gathered
and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang
man, how long you been here, and how did you ever finally talk
your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I
was sitting in my favorite chair at home and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes.
"'Guess who?', she
asked. I pulled her hands off and right away noticed that she was
wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to
our bedroom. The room had lit up candles and sweet-smelling rose
petals all over the place. On the bed, she also had a pair of
handcuffs and a few pieces of rope. She told me to tie and cuff
her to the bed, so tie and cuff her, I did.
"And then she said,'Do whatever you want.'
"So, here I am!"
