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My wife cracks me up

I'm at work, and a few minutes ago she sent me an email saying this....

Tadpole's Wife wrote:Any ideas for dinner? Maybe I should just wing it!


I replied with...

Tadpole wrote:Wings? You're gonna get wings from Buffalo Wild Wings?


Her reply back was...

Tadpole's Wife wrote:Um No, that costs money which we could use for an airplane....


Guess I still have to keep her for awhile longer with an answer like that.
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Wow... I heard stuff like that too.

"I have an idea for dinner. Why don't you pack all your s**t up, leave me all the money, and get the f**k out of MY house." She never mentioned chicken wings though... :roll:

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GumpAir wrote:Wow... I heard stuff like that too.

"I have an idea for dinner. Why don't you pack all your s**t up, leave me all the money, and get the f**k out of MY house." She never mentioned chicken wings though... :roll:

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I heard that from my ex-wife! :mrgreen:
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Tadpole, I was just writting to let you know that your approach to women sounds like it works a tiny bit better than Gump's! I was obviously mistaken! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The 1st marriage was a practice one anyway.
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How many of yours were practice Gump? :mrgreen:
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I'm still practicing!!!!!!!!

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Gump,

You musta done something right if she let you pack up all your shit and take it with you.... :lol:

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It was just Hoser and the Cessna 180.... Didn't need much anything else.

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My wife walked past me this morning, threw open her robe, revealing all of her loveliness, and exclaimed loudly.."Super Pussy"...

I slowly looked up from my newspaper, and calmly replied,

"I'll have the soup"...
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GumpAir wrote:Wow... I heard stuff like that too.

"I have an idea for dinner. Why don't you pack all your s**t up, leave me all the money, and get the f**k out of MY house." She never mentioned chicken wings though... :roll:

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I heard the same thing as Gump........I took her up on it to!! :lol: That was 10 years ago and shes still pissed! :? I guess she was kidding :?: :?:
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I haven't read the directions on how to attach a .jpg here on a post yet. However, I am assuming other guys have done just that. So, how about a color photo of that breakfast offer... which included hot soup? If it is good enough, I might read the directions and put up an equally provocative one. Or maybe that is against the rules. I almost got banned for mouthing off about videos. Still learning....
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good points gump. all i need is the 182T to live in, can't fly the friggin house anyway...all the good stuff is in mccall anyway!
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When pilots divorce and remarry, it's called upgrading. :lol:
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Bump...

Zane, this f**king Google search with "site:backcountrypilot.org" is dangerous. I am wasting hours of my life that I will never get back, looking at all this old BS.

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I read somewhere 67% was the divorce rate of Vietnam vets. I got a good one now though. She let me buy a new Stromburg carburetor instead of a fancy engagement ring in 1974. That carburetor has cost me a lot of fancy rings since.
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Re: My wife cracks me up

I had a girl friend back in 1993 that actually kinda liked flying---I took her to the Flaming Gorge 180 club get together. But I can still hear her say "get rid of that damn airplane and buy me some jewelry". Even though she was really good looking, I did the right thing.
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180Marty wrote:I had a girl friend back in 1993 that actually kinda liked flying---I took her to the Flaming Gorge 180 club get together. But I can still hear her say "get rid of that damn airplane and buy me some jewelry". Even though she was really good looking, I did the right thing.

Your post reminded me of this Craigslist ad: In the spirit of dredging up old things that make one laugh;

What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

And this is the answer :

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
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My wife cracks me up

Haha. Another dangerous trick is to skip to the last page of a particular forum and work your way forward in time rather than backward. Lots of good old stuff! We have almost 10 years here.
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Nosedragger, that was good!!
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