One beautiful summer morning my friend (Coyote Ugly) in his then Taylorcraft and I in my Interstate were flying wing and wing, just out enjoying life, what could be better? Two guys, two planes, just sharing a great time.
We were about fifty feet up and headed down a long fence line when I see a Golden Eagle sitting on a fence post, and as we approached he took flight. And just when I though it couldn't get any better, he started flying along with us. Sooo cool!!! Then for some obscure reason unknownst to me, he (the eagle) decided to perform a "time to climb" right into my left wing. Now for all you pilots that have never had a mid-air, there are things that make a sonic boom besides jets, like your sphincter muscle slamming shut.
I used frantic hand signals to get my friend to move over to my left wing to check if there was any damage, you should have seen the LOOK on his face. He made this big circle with his arms, yeah, you guessed it, there went the sphincter again!
Upon arriving back at the airport we discovered a hole a little bit bigger than a basket ball between the last two ribs.
So the moral to this story is no matter how cool it is to fly with eagles, you could end up pulling twelve pounds of vacuum where your butt meets the seat.
