Battson wrote:He also suggested that going up a size to 8.50's could actually increase the cruising airspeed slightly, because of something he called the "Coke Bottle Effect".
I'm pleased to verify the validity of the "Coke Bottle Effect" and its wonderful impact on speed. There are essentially two parameters that govern it.
First, it is related to the Obama Economics Plan, where increasing everyone's taxes by 100% makes everyone in the USA 50% more prosperous. It is also called the Ponzi Effect, the Barnum Effect, and the Bede Effect in various financial and aero engineering circles.
The key to making the Coke Bottle Effect work is the second parameter, which is itself a combination of three things: Loud Disco music, a three-piece white suit with matching white patent leather shoes, and a very very small spoon. The spoon is critical because the little brown Coke Bottle and its opening are very small.
Once you have combined these three parameters, within a few moments the Coke Bottle Effect begins, and things like bigger tires increasing airspeed, or bigger taxes increasing prosperity... can actually start to make sense.
After doing this several times, you will indeed start to feel 'speedy', further validating this incredible engineering phenomenon.
And don't ever ask me what I was doing in 1979 when this engineering breakthrough occurred.