Maybe my humor is so dry it blows away. Wouldn't be the first time.
BTW I'm not Jim. New airplane. You were closer with "Ranger Rick."
Hmmm, the 'ole "emergency landing" thing:
I bet that worked once, a long time ago the first time someone pulled it.

It cuts both ways though..
"An emergency landing, sir? Well thank goodness you were able to land here safely. And speaking of safety...we wouldn't want you to attempt to take off from here until your plane is checked out by an expert. Go ahead and call your mechanic. In the meantime we'll call the FSDO so that one of their inspectors can respond and give you and your plane a thorough going over, just to be safe. "
Ever see a plane more than five years out of the factory that was completely legal?
Anyway, sorry for twisting your tail a little, but you left yourself open by assuming everyone here agrees with your opinion on the NPS. Do you brag online about FAA violations too? Would you think that continued flagrant violations of the closures would tend to make the bureaucracy suspicious, and even hostile to all pilots even those who have enough respect to stick to the legal strips? Are we our worst enemy sometimes? You've assumed I made my comment because I happen to work for the NPS. Nope. I made it as a pilot who has to live with the fallout from the inappropriate behavior of other pilots.
Anyway that is my HO from my perspective, and I suspect this is way too heavy a topic for this forum

I've been lurking a while and I am sorry I chose to make this my first contribution.I'm here to talk about great flying. Chicken strip (an
open airstrip needing help) looks beautiful.