Flying on the road...
names have been changed to protect the innocent

Ya know, I can' t honestly say for sure, but I guess I'd be willing to bet that no matter what kinda flying you do, if you're on the road, you're likely gonna team up with the most diverse bunch of folks you ever imagined...
Take our eclectic group here in Iowa for example...
Coming from the great state of Arizona, there's Dan and I... Now You really could get away with just calling us Oscar and Felix, because the odd couple didn't have a thing on us... But when it comes down to road trippin, Dan and I gel really well... Back home they call Dan 'the Colonel' or 'Frank' after Lieutenant colonel Frank Burns

... He's just that over organized and rigid... If there is a smudge on his airplane it had better be an FAA and Department of Ag approved smudge... Me, organized? maybe when I grow up ?
Sliding over a bit, we have the Kansas boys. The only other Thrushs in the group, I would say these guys are alright, but alas... They have to show up and pollute the pad with their noisy old -10 Garrets...the good thing about the Kansas boys is they damn sure know how to prepare. These boys bring a whole entourage of help and equipment, I mean theres more to moving them up here than Barnum and Bailey... but nothing phases their work ethic. Sometimes you' think
they were the hosts! And it's not uncommon for them to actually do Mx on the hosts a/c. Like 'Frank' they tend to run a little 'stiff' for crop dusters, but there are plenty of '
looser' folks in the crowd to balance this out.
Continuing on we have the Oklahoma air force .... I don't know why we call them that ? They are from Texas. I guess it's because when these boys show up to the party they do it in a grand fashion. Generally they bring four or five Airtractors ranging from a 400 on up to a 602, and when they arrive in unison, it's in a perfect formation wing tip to wing tip. Hell they look like a gaggle of yellow belly geese! Being Texan, they sound about the same when they talk... But I digress... They are a swell bunch, and a couple of them are just youngsters, so they liven the place up nicely.
A bit farther east gets us Buck and who ever his hired pilot is that year, from Arkansas. Buck is a jewel of an old timer, at 70+ he has undoubtedly forgotten more about flying than a late bloomer like me will ever know. Another one of those guys that can get in anything with wings, regardless of their orientation, and make it sing, from Hiller to AT802. Buck turns an AT802 without ever using flaps tighter than most can turn a Thrush. And for those that aren't Ag familiar, I just can't begin to describe how impossible that is...
But dammit man, I have come to the conclusion that good ole Buck has a problem with his hands... That man has always got to have a cigarette, a beer or his Peter in his hand. I mean always! I mean how do you fly like that? And no, just to be clear, the beer is always after we park, but it damn sure ain't much after. But by God that ole boy will hit the pad, jump out on to the leading edge of the wing to bark out orders, with a cigarette in one hand... Unzip, and just start wizzin away with the other... Right off the wing, in front of Gawd and everybody! Just like a proud peacock... And never miss a beat on the orders! How can you not love an old coot with that much confidence. If I tried that I think my Peter would just shrivel up and hide!
Bucks hired guns are usually first year pilots, fresh up from Arkansas. It never ceases to amaze me how well he has them trained up before they get here!... Well there was that one guy... But even he polished up with amazing timing.
This year Monte came back up from Louisiana. I think thats somewhere in france or spain or something, but cant really understand him when he tries to tell me... Actually, I just now got pretty good at understanding Buck's dialect, maybe I'll get around to understanding coonass or cajun or whatever they call it next year.... Monte's flying one of the hosts 602's, yesterday after he went out to get stated, Buck jumped up and says;
Hay y'all,
B'gawd I'm pretty shore I ken understand watt that fella speakin a farin language is tryin ta say...
Wholly Shizzz... I don't know what was funnier, the fact that good ole Buck really thought Monte was talking in some foreign tongue, or the fact that most of the time none of us westerners can understand a word Buck's sayin either!
God bless road work!