I once attended a training session that was attended by a bunch of folks from a whole bunch of different government agencies. We were told ahead of time to bring a power point presentation on what we did at work in our agency, and that these would be viewed and critiqued at the session.
We'd just got done changing out a number of radio collars on black bears in a study we were running......so, my presentation was about using a skiplane to get to locate a black bear's den in winter, land, then snowshoe in to the den site, and dig the bear out of her den. We then tranquilized the bear, drug her out of her den, checked her cubs, changed her radio collar, weighed her, etc, then put her back in her den, covered her up and flew home. Simple job.
After my presentation, a lady in the group asked (rather redundantly, since I'd already shown a photo) if we ACTUALLY crawled down a hole with a live bear in the bottom of it. Yup. She then explained to the attendees that I was in fact a total nut job, and that NOBODY in their right mind would crawl down a hole with a bear in it, even if the bear was tranquilized. I tried to explain that since I was the PILOT, I was far too important to this evolution to actually crawl down one of those holes, but I was certain to carry with me a biologist who was my "hole man". Made no difference....she ranted on and on.
Three nights later it was HER turn to show her little program. Opening slide was a picture of a Bell Jet Ranger (shut down, rotors NOT turning) with the pilot and THE LADY standing in the crater of Mt. St. Helens......and it was smoking enthusiastically.
I interrupted somewhat rudely, and asked precisely WHEN that photo was taken......with a little hesitation, she spit out the date. I then asked when the big sucker exploded.....her response was that it actually didn't explode, it "Erupted"......the day after her photo was taken......Erupted my ass, that thing blew half the state of Washington into Idaho.....So, I commented that I'd much rather wrastle a bar than a volcano.
Volcanologists and volcano junkies are FRUITCAKES, and they should all be institutionalized.....opinion only.
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