Hammer wrote:What is a dilute switch? It sort of sounds like something that clicks in my brain every day at about 1700 hours...
It's a fuel line/pump that squirts avgas into your oil sump to dilute the engine's oil, thus making the engine easier to spin and start when cold. Once up and running the gasoline is burned/evaporated off and oil viscosity goes back to normal. It used to be up north, and maybe still is a common feature on round engines down south, but like MTV said, you, the pilot, were threatened with death if you ever started a cold engine using the dilute switch. Now you preheat.
Those of you with older airplanes and original POH's should have the dilution tables, giving switch times/air temps/max oil level for the engine. I think some operators used to pre-dilute when in cold climates by filing the sump on shutdown while the engine was still warm.
Gump
DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO FLEW BEHIND ROUND ENGINES, better known as piston pounders, recips, oil leakers, etc.
We have to get rid of those turbines, they're ruining aviation and our hearing...
A turbine is too simple minded, it has no mystery. The air travels through it in a straight line and doesn't pick up any of the pungent fragrance of engine oil or pilot sweat.
Anybody can start a turbine. You just need to move a switch from "OFF" to "START" and then remember to move it back to "ON" after a while. My PC is harder to start. (The first No Brainer)
Cranking a round engine requires skill, finesse and style. You have to seduce it into starting. It's like waking up a horny mistress. On some planes, the pilots aren't even allowed to do it... (and for good reason).
Turbines start by whining for a while, then give a lady-like poof and start whining a little louder.
Round engines give a satisfying rattle-rattle, click-click, BANG, more rattles, another BANG, a big macho FART or two, more clicks, a lot more smoke and finally a serious low pitched roar. We like that. It's a GUY thing...
When you start a round engine, your mind is engaged and you can concentrate on the flight ahead. Starting a turbine is like flicking on a ceiling fan: Useful, but, hardly exciting.
When you have started his round engine successfully your Crew Chief looks up at you like he'd let you kiss his girl, too!
Turbines don't break or catch fire often enough, which leads to aircrew boredom, complacency and inattention. A round engine at speed looks and sounds like it's going to blow any minute. They sometimes do. This helps concentrate the mind! It also contributes to the illusion of DAP, or Dirty Airplane Parts, quite fondly revered by some.
Turbines don't have enough control levers or gauges to keep a pilot's attention. There's nothing to fiddle with during long flights. We usta tell the newbies "we'll let you sit up here, but dont' touch anything".
Turbines smell like a Boy Scout camp full of Coleman Lamps. Round engines smell like God intended machines to smell.
Anonymous