We had a situation some years ago in a fire engine. Going down hill, a big hill, with a curve at the bottom, in town, no ditches. Driver hits a bump and unknown to him a battle lantern shifts and gets wedged under the break petal. A battle lantern is a flash light with a large rectangular battery.
When he realizes he has no breaks his brain goes into Prius mode. Come to think of it this ding dong probably drives a Prius now. But I digress.
So just how many parked cars does it take to stop a run a way fire engine? Seven. No one hurt, just a bunch of bent metal.
After that, the FD being a government agency, went into full on bureaucratic over drive. You never seen so many e mails, SOG, memos, rules, regs, inner office gobble dee goop. I think they had to hire a special staff person and a new Lieutenant to supervise her. If you know what I mean.
Then all 750 of us had to go to a class, no shit, to learn how to pull the EMERGENCY break and put it in neutral. I am so glad I am retired. I'm to old to be supervised by such morons.
I do have to say, over all it was a great job. Helping people who really need help is one the best feelings I have had. Pay and retirement not bad either. Thanks Zane. Put a Pay Pal button on and I'll give you some of your tax money back.
