This is one of the most entertaining threads I’ve read in a while. Thanks!

Sticking with the OP’s actual thread title “Radio Etiquette - Idaho Backcountry”, or at least attempting to.
First reread all of MTV’s posts, he is right on.
Now my turn to have some fun, nothing personal meant, just having fun, so….
I don’t care what you N number is, I can’t see it and I can’t remember it and it doesn’t tell me anything about your plane.
So “23N Landmark for Johnson Creek 8.5”, the only thing I get of value from that is your landing Johnson Creek.
23N. Is that 23 miles north? Is that an N number? If it is an N number it doesn’t tell me a thing about the aircraft. Is 23N a MU2 going 300mph, or a J-3 Cub going 75mph? Kinda makes a difference.
Blackrock is correct, landmarks are how pilots who know the area report where they are, and if you plan on flying into the Idaho backcountry on a regular basis you’ll want to learn them too. But your first time in I’d prefer your eyes be scanning the skies looking for me then staring at mountain tops trying to figure out which one has the fire lookout on it. And quite frankly I’d prefer to know how many miles and what direction you are from Johnson Creek then what Landmark you are passing.
8.5. Decimals? Really? I can’t tell the difference between 5 and 6 miles, I damn sure can’t distinguish half mile increments. Oh wait, this is altitude, that’s right. Eightyfive Hundred is what I’d like to hear. You see I know what Eightyfive Hundred refers to. It’s not miles. It’s not miles per hour. It’s not minutes. It’s altitude.
Color of your airplane? Don’t really care about that either. I mean it’s not like if you call “White Skywagon downwind” and I see a red Skywagon downwind that I’m going to ignore the red Skywagon because its red instead of white.
Cessna or Skywagon? I’ll side with MTV here. Cessna doesn’t really tell me much about the plane. How about we stay with what most of us know. Like Supercub, Skywagon, Bearhawk (okay that’s like Cessna but for now most of us don’t know the differences between Bearhawk models, and Bearhawk hasn’t sold a Turboprop or a Jet yet), MU2, Beaver, etc.
The best radio communication whether in the Idaho backcountry, Alaska or Southern California leaves no ambiguity and is consistent and the same everywhere.
So I’d prefer to hear “Johnson Creek [traffic] Skywagon ten miles northeast eightyfive hundred inbound” instead of “23N Landmark for Johnson Creek 8.5”.
P.S.
Although technically when I’m flying the SQ-2 and talking to ATC I’m supposed to call “Experimental SQ2”, I apply common sense knowing ATC has no idea what a SQ-2 is and call Experimental Super Cub. ATC understands that and knows what to look for and how fast I’ll be flying. When flying into a non-towered airport that has traffic I’ll call “Super Cub”, again no ambiguity.
P.P.S. I’ve always wondered why I have to tell ATC I’m experimental. I mean, I’ve never seen neighborhoods being evacuated when I’m landing. Or children being gathered up and rushed away.
Thanks for letting me have some fun.